Life and Times: Archive

Home Alone

Six months ago, everything changed. I broke up with my then-girlfriend. I moved out. At 31, I began living alone for the first time in my entire life. And I was terrified. I have a knack for changing everything all at once. Four years ago, I separated from my then-wife, moved into an apartment in East Harlem with a stranger, and began a new job, all in a period of about three weeks. My full-life...

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Don't tax. Just spend. →

squashed: A new poll suggests that “cutting the deficit” is the sort of thing voters like, so long as nobody has to give anything up to do it. 4% favor tax hikes to slash deficit 49% want to cut the deficit with spending cuts only … but 75-85% of voters oppose cuts to Medicare or Social Security. “Cut big government…but not the parts I like!” I personally would be just fine with maybe a 30...

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Mar 31st

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Listen to this now. Seriously. thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Listen The Hell Out Of This of the Day: The xx and Biggie Smalls, together at last in wait what’s epic re-mix tape, the notorious xx. See Also: The music video for “juicy-r (Juicy x VCR).” [thanks jpv!]

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A History of Obama Feigning Interest in Mundane... →

Mar 30th

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dogsareadorable: The most adorbs popcorn habit ever: Baby Scarface! I got a fudgin junkee for a wife. Fly pelican, fly, fly!

Mar 30th

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“Not all pageviews are the same, and as a result not all CPMs are the same. Does...”

– Mathew Ingram (via soupsoup) So so true.

Mar 28th

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emilgh: Tina Fey does Tracy Morgan on David Letterman. Awesome. Tracy Morgan is a national treasure.

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Mar 26th

The perils of a bicoastal relationship

Tracy: i started a separate account in my ING savings
Tracy: it's called "airfare"
Tracy: ;/

Mar 26th

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Drunk History: Nikola Tesla

Mar 25th

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soupsoup: bunch: FINALLY!: The first episode of The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret with David Cross, Will Arnett, Spike Jonze, and Amber Tamblyn. Get it before it gets yanked off Vimeo.

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Fun fact

When I feel sick I like to eat McDonalds and pretend that all the rBGH, additives, and preservatives help to bolster my immune system against whatever germs I might have.

Mar 19th